If you read it on the net, it's true. Don't trust the MSM.
"WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) â€“ In what might be the most serious challenge to Barack Obamaâ€™s legitimacy as President, a new poll shows that one out of five Americans are not convinced that Mr. Obama exists.
The poll, conducted by the University of Minnesotaâ€™s Opinion Research Institute, reveals that 23 percent of those surveyed â€œstrongly agreedâ€ with the statement, â€œI believe that Barack Obamaâ€™s birth was faked, just like the moon landing.â€
The poll results coincide with the recent rise of the so-called â€œExisterâ€ movement, a group who believes that Mr. Obama is an optical illusion created by the Democratic Party to raise taxes and bail out banks.
â€œThe Birthers say that Obamaâ€™s lack of a birth certificate means he was born in Kenya,â€ says Jerrilene Rance, a leading Exister.Â â€œWe believe itâ€™s proof that he was never born.â€
Ms. Rance says that while President George W. Bush was criticized for disappearing every August, â€œObama is never there to begin with.â€
Appearing Sunday on NBCâ€™s â€œMeet the Press,â€ Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky) made comments about Mr. Obamaâ€™s existence that only stoked the controversy.
â€œIâ€™ve spoken to him face-to-face, and I take him at his word that he exists,â€ he said.Â â€œUnless of course I was talking to a hologram.â€
At the White House, spokesman Robert Gibbs brushed aside a question about the Presidentâ€™s existence, saying that Mr. Obama had â€œno comment.â€
Exister leader Jerrilene Rance offered this response: "The reason he has no comment is that he has no mouth."
Pardon my C & P'ing, I just had to share this one, LOL.