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Since I truly hate being spoiled, added the spoiler alert. For any diehard fans, youâ€™ve already probably surmised (from the previews) whatâ€™s coming.
If you havenâ€™t read the books, there may or may not be spoilers. Just depends on how Alan Ball is going to run with this. But still, in case, Iâ€™ve warned you.
Job done here ya go.
After watching Part Two of the Teaserâ€¦itâ€™s shown that after Lorena tosses Sookie like a rag doll, and latches onto her neck like a leach in heat, it appears to be Bill thatâ€™s the last strawâ€¦er, fang.
Yep, theyâ€™re making it appear as if BILL is the one who nearly drains Sookie. Listen to the â€œI just couldnâ€™t stopâ€ in the teaser.
Okay, hereâ€™s my problem.
Sookie, Sookie, Sookie. Now Câ€™Mon girl, youâ€™ve already used your whacky fae power slammer, and now you hold back? What the hell? Try anything to bringÂ on theÂ Shazaam!
But noooo, she doesnâ€™t seem to even try.
I mean fer real. Some overly dead hoochie coming after your man, should more than bring about the zing, zing. Hell even your girl Tara is whopping ass.
(Was it me, or was that girl seriously getting intoÂ the whole whack aÂ pyschoÂ bit?)
Speaking of zing, zingâ€¦I love Lafayette. That boys a trip. You just want Lafayette as your best friend. You can imagine the fun to be had!
Then we have Jason, poor guy. You can just hear him singing â€œif I only had a brain.â€ Of course a panther shifter might be able to keep ole Jason in lineâ€¦maybe.
And Ericâ€¦Iâ€™m gonna slap your ass sideways! All brownie points you may have earned, just got drained. You (gorgeous Viking that you are) are in some serious Sookie shit. Between the Queen, Pam and Sookieâ€¦you got some serious â€˜splainin to do Lucyâ€™.
Gotta give some props to Bill though. He did try and keep Sookie out of it. EvenÂ VAMPEDÂ out, showing his hidden fierce side. Uh, his timing was just a bit off, but he tried.
Queen doing scratch offs? That shit was funny. â€œMammaâ€™s feeling lucky.â€ Ha, good line.
Now Joe, darling, you mentioned SKIN at Comic Con. There was a flashâ€¦but you moved to fast. Try SLOW MO next time. Please, you will make viewers very, very happy. Did I mention turning around in Slow Mo? No, well that wouldn't hurt theÂ ratings either darling.
Of course, the whole time my hubby will be barking out â€˜Yep, heâ€™s gay.â€™ Always seems to be hubbyâ€™s favorite statement during scenes with men, uh, such as that. Oh you did watch the Trubie Newbie episode where Joe was explaing to Anna how he had been inducted into the SOCK club didn't you? If not go watch...was pretty interesting!
And dog fighting? Thatâ€™s one seriously twisted mama. Can we say â€˜Mommy Dearest?â€™ Go Sam!
Lorena. Can we Kill this biatch already? I know, lets sling her and Debbie into cage fight. To even the odds, Debbie can have a little V first. No? Well for Gods sake at least get the girl some waterproof mascara then!
She's a centuries old vampire and hasn't heard of waterproof? Paleeasseee!
Now here are a few of my oh so burning questions. Be sure and add your own by commenting. You never know which one of us may find the answer, and can come back and fill in the answers.
1) Will Niall (sp?)â€“(Sookies King of the Fae- Grandfather) show up?
2) Are Sookie and Eric, or Sookie and Alcee ever gonna get there grove on? Â
3) Is Franklin really dead? (Cause he would be pretty damn fugly if he isnâ€™t)
4) Will Quinn pop in, any season?
5) If Quinn does will it be Vin Diseal as Charlaine envisioned.
6) Will Alan have any episodes that include Eric losing his memory? (LOVED that book)