There is talk that the publisher Zondervan is going to publish an unauthorized biography about Sarah Palin. It will be targeted at children 9-12 and is supposed to be "inspirational". There are some things that the book will likely leave out:
- Bristol Palin's pregnancy (that wouldn't be consistent with her message of abstinence).
- Sarah's gun collection and hunting escapades killing wolves, bears and moose (confusion with Thidwick the Big-Hearted Moose from Dr. Seuss might be upsetting).
- Her hand cheat sheet for talks (don't want to give the kids any ideas)
- The comment that she can see Russia from her backyard (conflicts with geography lessons).
Watch for this inspirational read at your bookstores this fall if you want your kids to grow up to be just like Sarah.