Osama Bin Laden’s son Omar wants Drew Barrymore. Bin Laden recently made news by checking into a mental hospital and splitting with his wife. Now, Omar has his eyes on Barrymore but will the actress be flattered by Bin Laden’s intentions or will she be more afraid of it.
According to the The National Ledger, Omar Bin Laden, 29, wants to make his dream of meeting Drew Barymore a reality and he wants to take the steps necessary to meet her,
"I want to go to America, and I would love to meet Drew Barrymore. I am single now and she is the most beautiful woman in Hollywood."
Drew, run for your life! Barrymore isn’t the only American celebrity Omar admires. There’s pop queen Madonna, 51, funny man Jim Carrey and the American sport Football. Bin Laden said he loves Madonna’s dance moves,
"She's such a great dancer for a woman of her age,"
It’s nice to know that a world terrorist leader’s son is interested in these American celebrities. When they go missing, we’ll know who where to look! Drew, Jim and Madonna, run, run far away! Omar bin Laden is after you!
© Sophie Benvenuti - 2010
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Comments: 6
Step 1) Have the CIA train Drew Barrymore to be a spy.
Step 2) Arrange for Drew and Omar to meet. Have Drew pretend to fall in love with Omar. (She's an actress after all)
Step 3) Have Drew infiltrate al-Qaeda and locate (or even assassinate) Bin Laden. If she doesn't assassinate him, send people to take care of him.
Step 4) Put Omar back into his mental hospital with twice the security. Pay Drew all the money our government would have spent trying to find Bin Laden.
Step 5) Celebrate.
Poof. No more Bin Laden.