Actress Lindsay Lohan has gotten hiding her court-ordered SCRAM bracelet down to a science. How can you hide a SCRAM Bracelet? Let me count the ways:
No one will notice your SCRAM bracelet if you conceal it with knee high tan boots. Even better, draw the eye upward with a white fedora, cigarette*, and blue SOLO brand cup.
Another way to draw the eye upward from the SCRAM concealment - Exposed back. Even better? Wear a top that looks like your shirt is torn. Complete the look with denim short-shorts.
No boots? Chop the sleeves off a knit top and wear them as ankle warmers with your favorite flats. Draw the eye upward with the illusion that your girls are about to pop out of your blouse at any moment.
I know what you're thinking: "But, Krista, what if I have a lingerie shoot? What do I do then?" Simple. One word: Uggs. They are the obvious choice when wearing lingerie and tromping along the beach in your skivvies. (Raquel Welch, anyone?)
Another variation on the boot/draw eye up combo. Here, Lindsay sports fringey, black suede boots, with several shirts up top, and no obvious pants. A classic look, expertly executed.
More formal occasion on the books? Try a sparkly beaded jumpsuit, with a darker color up top, and semi-exposed girls.
The fringe boots are back for day, paired with bright green top, and a bad dye job. No one will give that SCRAM a second thought.
Brown boots, floral dress, and a daring twist, the stocking run. It's the Hail Mary of SCRAM concealment.
So, Lindsay Lohan has proved that wearing a SCRAM bracelet doesnâ€™t have to cramp your style. So long as you donâ€™t mind buying several different pairs of boots and wearing them everywhere you go.
*Smoking causes cancer, low birthweight, birth defects, emphysema, COPD, and bad breath.