What do Bristol Palin and a Robot have in common? Check out this clip of Bristol in her â€œThe Secret Life of the American Teenagerâ€ debut for the answer.
(Does anyone else think "The Program" sounds like a cult?)
I would like to say that her performance is underwhelming, but that would be a compliment. Bristol Palinâ€™s attempts at acting make me almost think that her partner in the scene, Amy, played by Shailene Woodley, is the next Meryl Streep. Egads!
Oh, Bristol, havenâ€™t you been watching your mum? Havenâ€™t you gleaned some acting tips from Queen Sarah, herself? You havenâ€™t been completely sheltered from your momâ€™s political theater. You have to have learned something other than monotone and vacant.
Iâ€™ve seen better acting when reality show celebs make 10 second cameo appearances on â€œThe Soup.â€ Bristol Palinâ€™s complete drabness in her role as herself makes me long for, and I canâ€™t believe Iâ€™m saying this, the cast of Jersey Shore, or Tori Spelling.
The Bristol Palin episode of â€œThe Secret Life of the American Teenagerâ€ airs on July 5, on ABC Family.
Now, if youâ€™ll excuse me, Iâ€™m going to go cry.
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*I apologize if I have offended any robots.