[Posted for Kay's Genre Shorties; prompt: write a tall tale or legend using one or more of the words: alimony, cheesecake, chipmunk, and galaxy in 100 words or less.] 99 words
Mom was a pin-up girl (you know "cheesecake") and dad was her
photographer. One night Dad took mom to the Galaxy Theater and
afterwards to the coffee shop. Mom spied the sawbuck near the trash and dad
grabbed it. "Look Greta, alleymoney!" Mom giggled so hard, that she didnâ€™t
see dad come in for the smooch. Theyâ€™ve been gone for ten years now and
that was the closest either of them ever came to the topic of divorce.
That sounds so much better, than having to fight mutant chipmunks.
[Chitter, Chitter, Chitter]
Son of a . . .