In what can only be described as a genius business venture, the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape video has become the most successful sex tape of all time, topping one featuring Kim Kardashian and outdistancing the famous Paris Hilton tape.
Wilkinson will tell you until she's blue in the face that she never intended for the video to see the light of day. She'll also tell you unicorns exist and that 2+2=7. I say she knew exactly what she was doing, or, at the very least, someone she pays well to make business decisions knew exactly what he or she was doing.
But she's certainly entered some haloed ground. She is now the most accomplished woman who ever took her clothes off in front of the camera with some random dude she had no intention of building a relationship with. If that doesn't scream long-term success, I don't know what does.
Of course, this opens up a world of sequel opportunities. There's "Kendra Wilkinson: Where did all my clothes go?" or "Kendra Wilkinson: "I haven't made a sex tape in awhile, maybe I'll invite the mail man in today."
Or, perhaps between penning her memoirs and working on developing an equation to explain tornadoes, Wilkinson could start a sex tape business, specializing in that grainy home-movie effect and finding skinny white dudes with weird tattoos to play the lead male role.
Either way, she's already accomplished so much. Congratulations to Kendra Wilkinson, the woman who made home videos more famous than Bog Sagat.