In the kind of race that would make Paris Hilton jealous, the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape video has surpassed Kim Kardashian's as the best selling of all-time, giving the former Playmate a special kind of national recognition.
Of course, the victory has prompted some rather insightful comments from the scholarly Wilkinson, including this nugget of wisdom in a CBSNews.com headline: "People are going to judge me and stuff."
Two points pop immediately to mind: One, people have likely already made their judgment of Wilkinson, who has had something of a high profile in the world of nude modeling. And two, people who make sex tapes and live with Hugh Hefner are generally not the type to worry about being judged.
It's the classic media game. Release a sex tape, watch it get downloaded by millions of salivating teenage men - and women? - then deny the tape was ever your idea and play the whoa-is-me game. Even people with Wilkinson's level of intelligence know how to play this game.
So congratulations to Wilkinson. She is now the most downloaded sex tape creator in the history of the planet. There are greater honors - eating the most hamburgers in an hour and having the longest fingernails in the universe come immediately to mind - but this is right up there.
Enjoy it, Kendra. You're naked and everyone wants to see it. Or, perhaps more accurately, has seen it.