Posted forGenre Shorties ~ week 32
prompt: write a tall tale using one or more of the words:
alimony, cheesecake, chipmunk, galaxy in 100 words or less.
I remember just a sittin’ on the porch that sultry summer night, just a listenin’ to the junebugs whizzing by, and sippin’ on a mint julep... and hopin’ that those junebugs didn’t do any whizzing in the julep.
Anyhow, I heard somebody singin’ Zippity-doo-dah from behind the magnolia, so I went and took a look-see, and bless my britches!... It was none other than William Faulkner whittlin’ a wooden chipmunk... And, Oh my!, but the stories he told me that night as the glowworms glowed and the juleps flowed...
And that’s where all the bourbon went, Honey... honest!