Let's face it - the job offers probably aren't coming in droves when it comes to Jessica Simpson.Â When you've become known for forgetting the lyrics during your live performances and The Dukes of Hazzard is your shining moment at the box office, you begin to lower your standards.Â That's why she and creepy "Dad-ager" Joe Simpson must have nearly sh-t themselves when Entourage came a'knockin' on her door.Â She will be reportedly play herself (the only thing she can probably pull off at this point) and, according to Us Magazine, she will be "caught between Ari [Jeremy Piven] and another agent trying to steal her."Â Talk about a fantasy sequence!
Of course, the failed pop singer-turned country singer-turned host of Price of Beauty didn't exactly get the royal treatment.Â As RadarOnline points out, she had to share a trailer with porn star Sasha Grey, who gets a role as Vince's love interest on the upcoming season!Â Grey's past work includes the cinematic genius that was F*** Slaves and Throat: A Cautionary Tale.Â Who wouldn't have wanted to be a fly on the wall in that trailer...ya know, for the stimulating conversations the girls must have had?
Jess was apparently over-the-moon about the experience and, as she often does, took to Twitter to express her gratitude:
"I have the utmost respect for the entire cast and crew of Entourage!" she wrote.Â "Thank you for making the past 2 days memorable :)"
Awww, so cute that she ends it with a smiley face, or possibly the only way she knows how to sign her name.
Check out one of the outfits she wears during the episode below (from E! Online via Andrew Shawaf/Gaz Shirley/PacificCoastNews.com):