Here is an old picture of the Immortal Prophet "escorting" Joan Crawford away (arresting her and she is thrilled, him being the Immortal Prophet). But even though it's an old picture, the Immortal Prophet is already 6 to 8 thousand years old (which doesn't really make him "immortal" but more like just "ages really well" (like a turtle).
Now that I have revealed his identity, I will be soon killed (such is the fate of a true artist). But it will improve my fame (being shot down in the street like Bonnie and Clyde by 60 police officers who really aren't police officers, with many novels to your name, brings wild fame, so I don't really mind).
It was nice knowing you. Remember to brush your teeth.