Why I will vote Republican

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Why I will vote Republican

I believe that tax cuts – especially for the most wealthy -- will stimulate the economy and cut the debt and deficit... Even though it never has before.  I believe that assisting Multinational Corporations and super-wealthy individuals is good for job growth.  It doesn’t matter that these Corporations we help with our tax dollars shut down their American plants and moved all the jobs to Communist Countries… they do that because of Unions, and Americans shouldn’t be able to unionize anyway.  It is the fault of the American worker for daring to offend the Multinational Corporations.   We should do whatever they tell us to.

If a CEO makes 10 times what the avera… oops, I mean, if a CEO makes FOUR HUNDRED times more than the average worker in the plant makes, THEY EARNED IT… and that guy that works on the plant floor toiling away… he’s just a lazy Union worker that hates America.  If the Foreign owned Companies these CEO's are in charge of go bankrupt, it’s not their fault. 

As a Republican, it doesn't bother me that you can have your pay reduced, or can be fired if you are not performing, but they cannot.  The CEO earned that immunity from responsibility – you didn't, so shut up. 

As a Republican, I believe that Obama wants to “redistribute” the wealth so that more of the available money is spread around to people that need it most, and as a Republican I believe that this is terrible, and proves he is a Commie, Socialist, Muslim, baby killer. 

Also as a Republican, the fact that over the last eight years income has been redistributed ANYWAY, more to the top than any time in history, and the fact that wages for the middle class have remained stagnant while money from all economic growth accumulates at the very top, and the fact that this “redistribution” to the top is shown in all studies – just proves that the rich are smart and they earned it.  You losing your job to a factory in India, China, or Vietnam is all your fault because you wanted 15.00 an hour.  They take .61 cents an hour – you should know better.

If you work on a hot factory floor risking your life near heavy machinary and work to the sweat of your brow, you are a lazy leech for asking for 19 dollars an hour. 

If you are a CEO of an Insurance Corporation that does not actually provide any health care (they are not doctors) or sit at a computer buying and selling other peoples companies on Wall Street, and you happed to make $19,000.00 dollars an hour, you earned it, and Liberals just need to shut up.

I will be voting Republican because I don’t believe in Welfare - - - the way I define it.  If a poor person with no money or an elderly or infirmed person needs help, why should my tax dollars help them?  I don’t consider the BILLIONS handed to Corporations for free is welfare.  I chose to give that a different name.  If you have a yacht and need a bail-out, that helps America.  If you are hungry and homeless - - then F~ck Y~u.

I am a Republican because Democrats want my money for taxes.  Those Democrats want to waste my money on policemen.  If crime goes up, it’s your fault.  I have a gun.  I will protect myself from crime and I don’t need “government.”

I am pro-life, as long as long as it's in the body of another full grown woman.  I couldn't care less about it the second it's out of the womb, which is also why I'm pro-death penalty, and anti-welfare.  If that woman can't afford to feed or cloth that baby once we force her to give birth, my tax dollars shouldn't pay for it.  She can keep that baby warm with enough blankets and boxes under a bridge, and if she knew how to survive like I do, she would know how to catch and eat rats.  You have to make it on your own in this world you know.

It doesn't matter to me that rich women will still be able to obtain abortions in other countries -- whether they believe in it or not.  I say, if you don’t have the money, then take your America hating butt into a back alley and get your abortion “the old fashioned way” and do it with coat hangars and die. 

It doesn’t matter to me that abortion rates tend to go up under Republican Administrations and down under Democratic leadership, I chose to believe what I want.

I vote Republican because I believe in the Constitution.  The Constitution says the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.  Don't give me that crap about seeking redress, right to vote, right to privacy, speech, press, warrants, probable cause, or all that other nonsense.  Our country is based on firearms, and you should know that... Or get out of my country.  You liberal moon bats need to shut up about article one and article two congressional oversight powers and checks and balances garbage (unless a Democrat is President).  You must be commies or something.  

As a Republican, I believe I should be able to own nukes, biological weapons, chemical weapons, and have explosives of any type… to defend my house.  Liberals hate American because they won’t let me have it.  Oh, and my 7 year old should be able to carry a Glock to school for protection.  The damn Liberals are stopping him.

I vote Republican and support great Republicans like… G. Gordon Liddy.  He has stated that if an American Law Enforcement Officer comes to your home, you should shoot him in the head… twice, because he will likely be wearing a bullet proof vest.  As a Republican, I believe his advising us how to kill our police officers is proof of his patriotism.  Real patriots know you should show hatred towards our Federal Government of the USA like Liddy - and Timothy McViegh.

I vote Republican because that Muslim Obama went to a Christian Church for twenty years where the church pastor said "God Damn America" for the way the country treated black people.  You can't vote for Muslim people that go to Christian Churches where the War Veteran pastor would say such a thing, even if the pastor isn't going to be doing anything in Obama's administration or is even remotely connected to it.
 
I vote Republican because Sarah Palin could be President  one day.  I don't care that she was a member of an America hating group that wants leave America and be its own country and whose leaders at rally's and conventions said "God Damn America" and "had no use for America or its Damn institutions."  It is a good thing to hate the Federal Government - unless you are a preacher.   I support the fact that her husband was a member of the hate America movement, until he had to quit so she could run for Governor.  That's OK.  He did what he had to do to get her elected, and now they could one day run the country they hate.  They can then finish what Timothy McVeigh and GW Bush and Cheney started, and finish the job of the dismantling of the Federal Government we hate so much.
 
I don't care if that makes Osama Bin Laden happy or not, or that he shares the same goals.

I vote Republican because I believe in the War on Drugs.  I think slogans work -- "Just say no" -- goes a long way in preventing kids from using drugs.  It doesn't matter to me that the War makes the drugs thousands of times more profitable, and provides that much more incentive to dealers and gangs.  I don’t believe it when people tell me that during the 1920's, during Prohibition, there were Gangs and drive-bys and underground "labs" and corrupt police and officials.  Forget rehabilitation; you reap what you sow.  As I said before, I am an idealist, and that makes be better than you.

I believe that freedom of religion is one of the things that make this country great.  That is why I believe Muslims should get the hell out of my country.  If they don’t want their soul saved, then they can just die.  I also believe it is important to prove our support of freedom of religion by giving Billions of our tax dollars to Israel every year.  Besides, we need the Jews to be there for the Rapture when God returns to slay all the Jews and make their blood spurt all over the Israeli ground.  I can’t wait.  In fact, if we can just get Sarah Palin all of our Nuclear Launch codes, we can make this happen sooner rather than later.

I don't care if Jesus wanted to help the poor and the meek. I only look at the parts of the Bible that benefit me personally.  I believe George Bush consulted with Jesus before ordering the shock and awe bombing of that country… that didn’t attack us.  Jesus has a plan.

I vote Republican because I am a Christian, and I believe God gave us the earth to make money from for Corporations.  I don't care about the environment.  Jesus will fix it.  I will disregard the scientific evidence, because it is only a "theory."  Besides, I will be dead before the consequences affect me, and after all, the Rapture is at hand.   My children are good Republicans, survival of the fittest, you know.  They will be fine.  We have guns.  Even though I don't believe in evolution, I believe they will adapt.  

I am a Republican because I am tired of immigrants coming to this country and taking our jobs.  I know a lot of hardworking American lettuce pickers.  It doesn't bother me that our Corporations are shipping our jobs to other countries for cheaper labor and to avoid labor regulations.  I'm tired of paying taxes, which is the only reason I can sympathize with immigrant workers who must stay undocumented.  They don't have to pay taxes!  Hopefully, if a Republican is elected, they will finally let me have a post office box in the Cayean’s so I don’t have to pay taxes either, like all the Corporations do. 

I am a Rmpublican becausa I'm tired of/minorities whining.  They have the same optortunities as ezery one else�!80� but they shouldn’t be allowed to get perfect grades, be Constitutional Law Professors, and be President.  I don’t like affirmatire action… for poor minorities.  I don’t care if the rich and super rich can get into Ivy League Universities, even with failing grades, simply through large donations to endowments and rich man affirmative action called “legacy” status.  They earned it.  Being a fortunate son has its advantages.  If you want them, go earn them and stop being a lazy ass.

I hate socialism.  I love the military.  It doesn't matter to me that the military is provided to me by the contributions of all taxpayers, and defends me as it defends all.  I don't care if the Interstate Highway System was built in this manner as well.  That was then.  If bridges collapse now, people that live near the bridge should pay to fix it, not me. 

I believe in a strong military.  I believe in our right to preemptively defend ourselves, even if that is an oxymoron.  I also believe that any country we even think might be threatening to us, we should have the right to bomb their cities…  and if they think we are coming for them, they do not have the right to defend themselves.  Period.  That makes sense to me… because I am a Republican. 

Republicans believe in an all volunteer military, and I am against the draft – because in a society that runs properly… according to Republican ideology, there should be plenty of people that are really really poor with no options, and that should create a large enough pool of people we can attack and disparage for being lazy and not – joining the military.  A military composed of large numbers of volunteer minorities and rural poor whites can only be a good thing.  I believe dying in countries made up mostly of sand… is important because of Oil.  It is honorable to die there.  I don’t care if nearly all the Republican leadership that ordered these wars all had deferments in past wars.  The fact that the largest profits in the history of the human race - for Exxon - didn't start to happen until we invaded Oil Rich countries doesn't mean anything.  Pay no attention to what Liberals tell you about it. 

I vote Republican because I hate Social Security.  Just think, if McCain and Bush could have just succeeded in getting all of our Social Security into the stock market, there may have been just enough money there to keep Wall Street from collapsing… for a while anyway. 

I am grateful that the Republican has held the entire Congress for almost a decade and a half.  I am grateful that we have a Republican majority on the Supreme Court, that Republicans run the Justice Department, FEMA, SEC, FEC, the Pentagon, Courts, Interior, DEC, etc., etc.   All of America’s problems are because Democrats have a slight Majority in the US House of Representatives for less than two years.  I don’t care that the Democrats and Republicans have EQUAL amount of members in the Senate, and that the Democrats can’t pass even one single piece of legislation if all our lives depended on it without Senate Republicans allowing it to pass through unobstructed, and even if they did, Bush would still have to agree to sign it.   -   -   -   none of that matters… because the collapse we are experiencing now – is all Democrats fault.   I know this because I heard it on Rush Limpbaugh, and saw it on Fox News.

I vote Republican because Sean Hannity told me that all our moral decay, and almost all of today's problems, can be traced back to one man - Bill Clinton, and one woman – Nancy Pelosi.  If you would just listen to Bill O’Rielly, Hannity, Limpbaugh, Ingraham, you too would know that all failures that we have experienced are the fault of the Democrats, and all the successes we have experienced are because of Republicans, like the success of… ummm…. Uh…  well, all the money that the rich people are now making, and Exxon's success.  Just know all failures are the Democrats fault.  Don't question why we say that is.  Just believe it.

The only reason America experienced the longest period of peace, equality, and personal prosperity during the Clinton years is because of Newt Gingrich.  These are plenty of good reasons to vote Republican.

It doesn’t matter that most of America disagrees with me.