by Jeff H.
Member since:
September 8, 2006

Nancy Pelosi Reaches Out to the Pope... Again...

April 18, 2010 11:52 AM UTC
views: 0 | 9 people recommend this | comments: 47

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on stage in front of a huge crowd…

The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"

Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that.  With one little wave of your hand?  Show me."

So the Pope slapped her.

Comments: 47

Dan E. Apr 18, 2010, 12:03pm UTC
LOL!
Precious.
Ms Spunky Spanky ~ Live Free or Die Apr 18, 2010, 12:17pm UTC
Sweet!

Thanks for the chuckle!
Nora J A. Apr 18, 2010, 12:23pm UTC
LOVE IT! Ha ha ha ha ha
busy reader g. Apr 18, 2010, 12:48pm UTC
wow
Eamon W. (So be it) Apr 18, 2010, 4:15pm UTC
Good one. LOL
Truth Always Apr 19, 2010, 8:40pm UTC
I didnt expect this.. It was cute.... Needed the laugh...
Jackie A. Their messiah is our enemy. Apr 19, 2010, 8:51pm UTC
I never expected that either ...I loved it...
Franklin Newman Apr 20, 2010, 7:01am UTC
She should have slapped that child-molesting Pope instead.
Franklin Newman Apr 20, 2010, 7:01am UTC
He didn't do it himself, I'm certain, but since he insists on protecting his pedophile priests, he's just as guilty as they.
Lori F. Apr 29, 2010, 9:46pm UTC
With Franklin on this.
Jeff H. Apr 30, 2010, 12:32am UTC
And the people still rejoice when he slaps Pelosi. LOL!
Nora J A. Apr 30, 2010, 9:20pm UTC
Franklin and Lori, ya'll forgot to mention the scout leader, the classroom teachers, and others. Picking on the church again eh? Hate Christians alert! Onward Christian Soldiers! .

Yeaaaa for anyone slapping Pelosi, I'd love to!
Nora J A. Apr 30, 2010, 9:21pm UTC
Hey, maybe California can raise some money to get out of bankruptcy by selling tickets to "slap Pelosi" like those dunking devices at community fairs.

Bet they'd raise a bunch!
Lori F. May 2, 2010, 8:24pm UTC
Nora if you cannot see the difference in a child molesting priest compared to a politician you dont like on the basis or their policies.......
Selene N. May 20, 2010, 10:50pm UTC
Agree.
Cindy B. Apr 30, 2010, 1:12am UTC
LOL! Funny joke! =D
I don't see a flag! Lol, what flag?
Jeff H. Apr 30, 2010, 7:22pm UTC
I swear to god it was there. From now on I will take a screen shot. Sharon bragged about flagging it so no I wasn't hallucinated from that funny smelling cigarette.
Truth Always Apr 30, 2010, 12:35pm UTC
LOL Jeff... I do believe that every flag that dimwit did is gone... She knows about as much about racism as she does politics....
Ms Spunky Spanky ~ Live Free or Die Apr 30, 2010, 12:50pm UTC
Problem is she DELIBERATELY violated the TOS and is still here.
Jeff H. Apr 30, 2010, 7:23pm UTC
Yeah isn't flagging when used as a form of harassment a violation of the TOS?
Truth Always Apr 30, 2010, 7:27pm UTC
If not it should be.. I would be to embarrassed to show myself around here... But then again, she doesnt have any sense so we can understand..I think she is in mourning..
Truth Always Apr 30, 2010, 7:31pm UTC
Jeff, did you see where the libbers are trying to take a petition up to get missy and catt back on here.. She is saying, that missy got booted because she is gay and was being harrassed for it... They are saying, how sweet missy and catt were... I cant believe that they actually believe the stuff that they say...Oh yea, she claims that she is turning it into the ACLU and she is putting it up on twitter... I hope she has her ducks in a row because I would think that gather does and I do know that some on here copy these vile comments that both missy and catt have said... I think she is a big joke... They act like a bunch of kids...
Jeff H. Apr 30, 2010, 9:09pm UTC
Who was missy? I got into a few spats with Wyoming catt and she was pretty vicious. But yeah, I assumed this tantrum of sugar mommas had something to do with that.
Jeff H. Apr 30, 2010, 9:13pm UTC
You are right. They are behaving like children and they don't have a constitutional right to be on gather. I doubt the ACLU would even waste their time reading a comlaint from those self righteous fools. Liberal thinking is so warped. I can only assume that Gather warned them repeatedly and they couldn't pull a single ounce of adulthood out of their butts.
Nora J A. Apr 30, 2010, 9:26pm UTC
Isn't Cat the one who had an EEOC lawsuit against her supervisor, "that red headed bitch" per her own words? So now she's filing a suit with the ACLU? FUNNNNY!!!

I didn't even know Missy was gay... how any of you?
We'll see Monday when Gather comes back what they do about my flagged article. Will they 'boot' me or realize what's been going on around here.
Gee, if I get booted, will you guys start a petition to bring me back because I'm White, Straight and Polish?
Ms Spunky Spanky ~ Live Free or Die May 1, 2010, 7:21am UTC
Morning Katie... Wish the flagging was used maturely.
Nora J A. May 1, 2010, 8:11am UTC
Katie of course we will! Our legal stance will be to push for protection of a minority, "White, Straight and Polish"!
You can stick an A in there I guess for American and you'll get WASP.
Jackie A. Their messiah is our enemy. May 3, 2010, 7:54am UTC
3 may have been removed but we are all smart enough to know at least the most vile one is back and just as nasty as before...maybe a little more nasty even...if that is possible.
Sean B. May 1, 2010, 12:17am UTC
A slap? Where? Was it that overly Botoxed pie hole? Hope so.....
G.M. Jackson May 2, 2010, 12:22pm UTC
LOL!
Lori F. May 2, 2010, 8:26pm UTC
And in answer to your ping...start looking at your friends and yourself right here.

Support of child molesting priests, physical violence, name calling and general nastiness.
Jeff H. May 2, 2010, 8:37pm UTC
Lori it was a joke. The pope really didn't slap Pelosi and he certainly was never accused of molesting children. This joke is kind of mild compared to the jokes, (a lot of them funny), about Cheney and Bush.

Everybody needs to chill.
Lori F. May 2, 2010, 11:45pm UTC
I agree that everyone needs to chill.

But I do find it interesting that if a joke is made about Palin the joker is labeled hateful but a joke about Pelosi is just a...joke.

No he didnt molest children he just covered it up and allowed more children to suffer. Yes I can see how that is much funnier.
Jeff H. May 3, 2010, 6:04am UTC
For the love of God. This joke was not about children, child molesters, or making light of abuse. But fine, I can see that any Catholic reference in a joke means I think child abuse is funny in the colluded logic on display here. To be honest, I had to google Franklin's initial accusation because when I posted the joke I hadn't heard anything about those accusations against the pope. But if we really want to investigate the scandal, it turns out that all the accusations were from boys being molested by men. There is a homosexual link. Maybe that needs a closer look. Every catholic seems to be guilty now if you read the articles about this so surely homosexuality shares some culpability.
Jackie A. Their messiah is our enemy. May 3, 2010, 7:59am UTC
Daniel, we really don't know for sure that the pope is worse than obama and pelosi, they both have distroyed children's live's with what they are doing to this country, as far as them molesting children, we don't know they have but we don't know they haven't either....And both distroy children in one way or another, I do think they should let priest marry for some it would stop there molesting and some are just gay and it won't stop but it may help a few children this has went on for so many years it is so sad.
Loquacious Linda May 3, 2010, 10:19am UTC
AND criminals become cops and politicians - can steal right in plain sight!
Jackie A. Their messiah is our enemy. May 4, 2010, 5:06pm UTC
Barb and Linda you are both right!
Truth Always May 3, 2010, 7:26am UTC
Jeff, how do you put up with some of your connections... The one that whines the loudest can post stuff in really bad taste but let you put up an article about Peloski and oh my goodness, the roof just fell in... Continue on Jeff, the joke was funny...
Jackie A. Their messiah is our enemy. May 3, 2010, 8:00am UTC
I for one Loved the joke! But if he had slapped her the results would have been the same as the joke said.

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