By now, any non-deaf person has had the name Tiger Woods penetrate their skull constantly within the past few months. The famous golfer was caught red handed as it was discovered that he was having freaky-freaky with other women other than his wife. It seems it struck a blow to the gut of America since it seemed Tiger Woods was the last top American Athlete that didn't have some scandal behind him. (Kobe Bryant raping some teenage chick, Michael Phelps hitting the bong, etc). But...am I the only one who thinks to himself, "Who cares?"
When I wake up in the morning and turn on the news, I want to know if a meteor is gonna crash into my backyard or not. (An over-exaggeration, but you get the point), not about Tiger Woods cheating which has been clearly obvious since about a month ago, but they seem to drag it on. I'm sure most of American's wives have been cheated on. Hell, even my mother was cheated on, hence why my father is now stuck with a woman he dreads to spend even 5 seconds with.
And now recently, Tiger Woods and Nike got together and made a commercial about his dead daddy. Way to go Tiger, exploiting your fathers death to try and gain sympathy back from the golf world. Those "puppy just got kicked in the balls" looking eyes doesn't work with me. And in case if you haven't seen the commercial, here it is:
By the way, did you know the president of Poland died in a plane crash today, or did Tiger Woods take up that air time as well? For all we know, the cure for cancer could have been discovered this very moment but Tiger Woods graces my television and computer monitor every second of the day.
I pray to God that this Masters Tournament is over soon, that's just more Tiger gracing my screen that I do not want to see.
I'm just waiting on the day I can watch some adult videos -- err Youtube videos, without a Tiger Woods AD gracing my screen.