Seizing on the opportunity of finding so many woman willing to admit they'll sleep with anyone, VH1 and FOX have created a new reality show for summer viewing.The Flavor of Tiger will gather 12 of Tiger Wood's former mistresses and casual sex partners together in a fabulous Hollywood mansion to compete for the affections of Flavor Flav, who is famous for his inability to turn down anyone's sloppy seconds.
"Yeah, boyeee!" commented Mr. Flav, "I'm movin' up to some elite hos now!"
The premise of the show will be very similar to VH1's hit The Flavor of Love, in which 20 women from all street walks of life competed to be Flavor Flav's number one booty call. Since Tiger Wood's gal pals are not shy about being publicly known as women who will screw around, they will not go by cute nicknames as contestants have done in the past. The beloved "Clock Ceremony" will be replaced with "Putt Putt for Your Life" in which the 2 contestants Flav has decided to kick to the curb that week, will play a fast 9 holes of putt putt golf on a course designed by Tiger Woods. The winner will get another week to prove she is worthy of Flav's attention.
Look for The Flavor of Tiger to debut at the end of June, just about the time baseball starts to get boring.