There are more real parts on an artificial Christmas tree than Heidi Montag's body these days, and the more surgery she gets, the less she wears. It's a simple mathematical equation, actually. Eventually, she'll just walk around in a thong and pasties. The most awesome (read: freaky) part is nothing moves. But I'm guessing Montag won't like the view in these pics I just saw on The Superficial. I do believe I even see the sliiiiightest bit of cellulite there, which is bound to send her into a tailspin of epic proportions. DOCTOR!
Well, I thought Montag had her head up her ass, but this clears it all up for me.
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