â€œI think weâ€™re both deeper than normal people - what they think and how they feel.â€
Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Miley Cyrus, on herself and boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, Teen Vogue
Miley Cyrus, eating t-shirt
Hey yall!Â Had an awesome day today! Slept in until my puppy Mate woke me up with kisses @ 10:30! ThenÂ sat outside for an hour drinking coffee with my dad catching up on so much stuff!Â Â We were chillin' in the sun--is that a paradox?--when this old guy walks by.Â Time to set my watch dad said.Â I asked him why and he said That's Manny Kant, philosopher and super-agent.Â He always comes by every day at 11:30, he's so organized n punctual n stuff.Â
Immanuel "Manny" Kant
I said I like that--any agent who keeps me waiting can forget about it!Â Â Is he taking new clients I asked and dad said probably not, he's always busy writing "critiques".Â Uh-oh--don't want to hear that!Â I say "Get a hobby!" to crum-bum critics but dad said no he's not that kind of critic he's more philosophical, plus being organized.Â Like he called his first critique his First Critique and his second critique Second Critique and so on.Â Sorta like my system for keeping my shoes lined up--you never see me mixing up the first pair with the second pair!Â Dad says Kant's Third Critique is about what it takes to be beautiful--that's the guy for me!
That reminds me, G2G--shopping that is!Â I LOVE WEST HOLLYWOOD!
Guys--I am so excited! To Write Love on Her Arms has a chance to win a million dollars for suicide prevention!Â This is an amazing cause because asÂ SÃ¸ren Kierkegaard said, the true test of anyÂ philosophy is its answer to the question of suicide.Â I know that's deep, but I can't help it--just bein me!Â So get involved guys! If you see somebody trying to commit suicide, give them a copy of old SÃ¸ren's Fear n Trembling n Sickness Unto Death--it was a bestseller!
I like how he makes his o's with that little stripe through them!
love u XOXOXO
Honestly I am so over these photographers! I went to the salon to visit my buddy Scott and bring him a snack and it turned in to total chaos there was at least 30 photographers! Â Its really scary for me, especially being a neophyte driver and not a heirophantÂ of esoteric bodies of knowledge!Â Sorry Iâ€™m venting but somehow I feel likeÂ my fansÂ are the only people I can talk to.Â The universe is totally indifferent to us, just like Jean-Paul Sartre said.Â Dad says he can getÂ Sartre to sing backup on myÂ next album--wouldn't that be like totally awesome!
Yours 'till Niagra Falls!
Just fyi donâ€™t believe anything you read by the enquirer EVER! Iâ€™ve never read one true thing in that tabloid EVER! To quote one of my faves Francis Bacon "What is truth, said jesting Pilate, and would not stay for an answer."Â True dat!
Francis "Crispy" Bacon
Honestly donâ€™t believe any magazine! Iâ€™m honest with my fans!!!Â Also don't believe anything in the material world of change known to us through sensation--Plato sez u got to go beyond to the non-material abstract forms of things.Â Well I guess he'd know!
Jean-Paul Sartre, puckering up for "air kiss"
Hey guys--now Iâ€™m at dinner with my dad, Braison, Noah, and Liam! This day has been the best one in a while what with shopping and eating and driving my new hybrid suv around.Â Â Go ahead--call me an Epicurian--like I care!Â Epicurus believed that the greatest good was to seek modest pleasures in order to attain a state of tranquility sooo . . . thats what Im doin!Â Except for the modest part.
Someone quoted me saying â€œIâ€™m deeper than normal people" but what they did not know was I was being like totally ironic, which is a word that comes from the Greek eirÃ´neia, which was a feature of Socrates' personalityÂ that made him difficult to deal with.Â Ya know why--cause it means SARCASTIC!Â
So I'm difficult--BITE ME!