Betty Nguyen, the popular weekend anchor at CNN, saw her last air date on the news network today. She will be moving to CBS unless she accepts a position as cruise director on the monster ship, Oasis of the Sea.
Aside from the larger salary and greater exposure the move will offer, Ms. Nguyen is reported as saying, "They have better craft service at CBS, with Krispy Kreme Donuts every day. Besides, they know how to pronounce my name."
On the other hand, Oasis of the Sea, which carries anywhere from 45,000 to five million passengers, depending on which news release one reads, serves eighteen full course meals every day, fully half of them being donut-based. A source close to the cruise line's comptroller confided, "Hey, when you charge a hundred grand for a stateroom, you can afford to feed 'em good."
In other news, Disco has officially been pronounced dead.