Dancing With the Stars 2010 Lineup

The Dancing With the Stars lineup for 2010 is going to be announced tonight, during the finale of “The Bachelor”. ABC has stated that the reveals will be announced during commercial breaks.  ABC is keeping mum about the lineup, but Kate Gosselin, of Jon & Kate and tabloid fame, let it slip that she would be a contestant, although she said she can’t dance. Apparently, she can’t keep her mouth shut either. 

It has been rumored that Paula Abdul would be a contestant, but her reps adamantly deny it. I suppose it would require more sobriety than Paula is up for these days.

Other B-list celebrities who may or may not appear:

John Stamos ,former ER doc and Uncle Jesse from Full House. At least he has a nice butt.

Pamela Anderson, former Baywatch Babe. It’s a good thing the show is taped, as wardrobe malfunctions are a given on this one.

Kevin Federline, or Fedex,  the ex-Mr. Brittney Spears. I wonder how he will dance with his pants down around his knees?

The other contestants are unknown, although I’m sure there will be the prerequisite washed up athletes to go with the washed up actors and singers. . I personally believe there should be at least one politician in the mix as well.

To be honest, I don’t watch the show. I will admit to tuning in to watch Tom Delay make an utter ass of himself last season. I would tune in this season, if I thought I could see Rush Limbaugh fall on his keester, or maybe John McCain, I hear he’s not too busy these days.