One of the more amusing aspects of Lady Gaga's relentless rise to fame has been ongoing speculation that she is actually a he. The fun's just beginning, as Gaga has told a music magazine that, yes, she has a penis.
In a cover interview with British music mag Q, the sly singer remarks: "We all know that one of the biggest talking points of the year was that I have a d***, so why not give them what they want?
"I want to wear a d*** strapped to my vagina," she adds.
Shown with her hand on an apparent bulge in the cover photo, Gaga further remarks: "I also carry myself onstage in a masculine way and sing in a low register. This is not out of nowhere, right?
"I want to comment on that in a beautiful, artistic way. How I wanna show it. And I want to call this piece 'Lady Gaga Dies Hard.'"
Alas, the interview is instead entitled "She's The Man."
The singer also addresses the double standard surrounding women who sleep around. "When a guy says, 'Oh I f***** all these chicks this week,' there's a high-five and giggling," she says. "But when a woman does it and its publicised or she's open about her sexuality or she's free or liberated, it's, 'Oh, she must have a d***.' There's a threat."