Elton John Says Jesus Was Gay
Yes, folks, according to Elton John, Jesus had an entirely different cross to bear. He told Parade:
"I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems.. On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don't know what makes people so cruel.”
Elton John also says, “Fame attracts lunatics. I never had a bodyguard, ever, until Gianni [Versace] died. I don't like celebrity anymore."
Hmm. Well, I guess that all sort of speaks for itself.