Nadya "Octomom" Suleman -- who's been out of the spotlight for, what? 15 minutes or so? -- appeared on last night's Jimmy Kimmel Live in a skit based on the old Dating Game ... just in time for Valentine's Day.
Suleman, who punctuated her time onstage with piercing, shrieking laughs that today have veterinarians tending to traumatized dogs everywhere, claimed she hadnâ€™t been on a date in ten years. Hard to believe, as who wouldn't want to take on responsibility for her and her eight little headline-makers ... er, brood?
Speaking of which: No word on who was babysitting Suleman's litter. My best guess is a TV tuned to the endless Olympics opening ceremonies, and a family-sized bag of Doritos.