Mrs. O. Bobby's sleeping.
Let him sleep. He was out of the country last week.
Mrs. O. Can I go to the bathroom?
Checks list. No. You went 10 minutes ago.
No. Sit down.
Mrs. O. They're flooding the girls bathroom.
Rolls eyes. Calls the office.
Mrs. O. I did all my homework.
You can read or draw, just don't talk to anyone.
Mrs. O. It's time for my medication. Can I go to the office.
Mrs. O. I don't want to read Round Robin.
Why is that?
I only speak Spanish.
Sit down and start reading.No. Your ENGLISH book.
Mrs. O. Ivan's bothering me.
Ivan, sit down. This is not the time to play your violin, even though you play so well.
Mrs. O. I go ESL class now?
Yes, you may go to ESL class now.
Mrs. O. Are S and K your kids?
Principal walks in. Just wanted to see how everything is going.
Mrs. O fakes a smile, says: Well. We're getting through the lesson plan.
Principal: Good. We need you all week.
Mrs. O says: Oh, I can't wait. (groans to self).
Mrs. O. Mrs. O. Mrs. O. My volcano blew up. (turns light to low.) Heads down, please.
Class. If I write your name on the board, that is a warning. If I write your name twice, you're going to the office. No exception. Joey, sit down. Your name is going up. NOW.
Mrs. O. Can I go out on the ledge? All the other subs let me. And the teacher. (I sic him with my blue contacts until he sits down.)
Class, when you've finished the first math sheet, bring it up and get another one. I have 10 here, so let's see how many you can finish.
Mrs. O. Nobody else makes us do this much work.
I fix him with my blue contacts.
Mrs. O. I can't go home on the bus.
Why is that?
My mom's a witch.
Mrs. O. Do you know the PEN 15 club?
Sit down. I have TWO KIDS IN THIS SCHOOL, so I know that joke already.