by Gerald_Waving my Freak-flag High Brewster
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February 18, 2007

Jesse Ventura Uncovers Conspiracy to Take Over the World!

January 10, 2010 04:58 PM UTC (Updated: January 10, 2010 07:49 PM UTC)
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  ~  Jesse Ventura uncovers conspiracy to take over the world right here in America's heartland!  The situation is more dire than any of us could have imagined!

 



 



The plan has already been launched and put into action, and it's far too late to do anything about it!

 



Sure, Dennis, there's PLENTY more!

 

Comments: 37

Yes, that deep, intellectual thinker, Jesse Ventura, sure has called it right this time, lol. About as right as the rest of his drivel.
I will have to agree with Jesse this time--he says, "I'm no scientist."
Chuck Larlham Jan 10, 2010, 5:26pm UTC
BWA-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...
Casey M. Jan 10, 2010, 5:37pm UTC
I remember him.
I'd be concerned if you didn't.
I DID find out that the "Manchurian Candidate" doesn't speak a single word of Manchurian.
I wonder if he speaks rassler.
I don't know--is it actually considered a language in itself, or merely a dialect of "street"?
Sharon P. Jan 10, 2010, 6:04pm UTC
Another one, how does he count them?
Dennis Gilman Jan 10, 2010, 7:40pm UTC
Great. Got any more?
Sure--LOTS more
David C. Jan 10, 2010, 9:01pm UTC
The question is "What does he know and when did he know it?" I suspect there will be congressional hearings on this one. LOL
Indubitably
Elizabeth A. Jan 13, 2010, 4:26pm UTC
I luv that word! It's sooo 'Guy Noirish' - 'in·dubi·ta·bly.'*0;-)
Katrina Douglas Jan 10, 2010, 9:47pm UTC
I watched his show once. He is a desperate man. The show I watched was 9-11 conspiracy. The government blew up the buildings because the janitor said he heard an explosion 6 seconds before the plane hit. Well, that proves it to me.
David C. Jan 13, 2010, 3:18pm UTC
You just can't argue with evidence like that. I'm sold.
David E. Jan 10, 2010, 10:45pm UTC
I like Jesse Ventura, but hate what I've seen of his Conspiracy Theory show. The show is too much hype, using fringe 'facts', and plays to the conspiracy theorists. Most can't be corroborated.
Like any fact finding show or movie, you get to put in what-ever you want. Show your side and discount or deny other's side of the story.
From his non-commercial words though, I would still back him if he decided to run for a major office. This show is only a step beyond his Jesse "the body" persona.
Gerald_Waving my Freak-flag High Brewster Jan 11, 2010, 12:25am UTC
They were having a mini-marathon of his show today. My head was filled with some terrifying revelations by the time I got up from my computer and went looking for my remote. I must admit that his show on HAARP (or something like that) about a device in Alaska that the Air Force is supposedly using to control the weather and other such had me a bit nervous! Surely our government wouldn't try something so stupid--would they? A Nikolai Tesla's "Death-Ray"! Horrifying!
Gerald_Waving my Freak-flag High Brewster Jan 11, 2010, 12:34am UTC
After hearing the phrase "trying to take over the world" numerous times is when I finally got up and looked for the remote, and thought of my old friends, "Pinky and the Brain".
Dorothy H. Jan 12, 2010, 7:29am UTC
""" Surely our government wouldn't try something so stupid--would they"""?

They sure went through a whole lot of work, money, and secrecy to develope the A-Bomb, and H-bomb, and actually set'em off. Yea,...they've more than proved they would.
Gerald_Waving my Freak-flag High Brewster Jan 12, 2010, 10:29am UTC
Point taken.
Ms Lee P. Jan 10, 2010, 11:34pm UTC
What happened to the "Masons"? I thought they were trying to take over the world. Are they still around just waiting to make their move?
Gerald_Waving my Freak-flag High Brewster Jan 11, 2010, 12:17am UTC
Naw, they took it over eons ago--besides, who's to say that the Brain isn't already a member of that august body?
aniko    Jan 10, 2010, 11:49pm UTC
Haha! Well, you wouldn't want to overlook those who actually admit to wanting to take over the world, would you?
James Hovland Jan 11, 2010, 2:09am UTC
I think millions of people are trying to take over the world, and wish them all the best of luck.

The revolution will be televised. It wouldn't be much of a revolution if it wasn't.
Hear! Hear!
J. Reid Jan 11, 2010, 8:56am UTC
I have watched his show (out of curiosity) and he misses the mark. He said that he is out to debunk or prove these wacky theories and not one of the so called plots have been debunked or proved. I found this series to be solely gratuitous, for Jessie.
Angela A. Jan 11, 2010, 12:01pm UTC
I used to watch Pinky and the Brain all the time! And, Animaniacs. Those cartoons were so funny.
Gerald_Waving my Freak-flag High Brewster Jan 12, 2010, 10:32am UTC
And let's not forget culturally enriching. Move over, Shakespeare!
Gary Gentry Jan 12, 2010, 6:49pm UTC
What does it say about Jesse that even Fox wouldn't pick up his show?
Given Fox's political leanings, maybe there's something to it, after all!
Erica Hidvegi Jan 13, 2010, 6:06pm UTC
There are so many of us that are as fed up as jesse is and I for one KNOW he is right and we should do all we can to eliminate those that want to separate rather than integrate !
Ed Da Head Toker Jan 14, 2010, 11:30pm UTC
Will he ever look into the conspiracy where; in reality, no one really likes him??
Ed Da Head Toker Jan 14, 2010, 11:30pm UTC

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Rebecca D. Jan 31, 2010, 12:57pm UTC
Oh Brother!

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