The tragic news of yet another person in the limelightÂ to die too soon has taken over the internet, and this time it is 30-year-old Casey Johnson, heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune.Â What seemed to me a genuinely heartbreaking news story has somehow turned into another way for Tila Tequila to whore herself out for attention.Â Apparently, the always-dirty-looking Tequila was engaged to Johnson, despite just having claimed boyfriend and San Diego Charger Shawne Merriman choked her into unconsciousness back in September.Â It is only January, right?Â And they were engaged?Â I've honestly never encountered a person who is a bigger waste of space on this planet than this pint-sized internet addict.Â As always, Tila Tequila took to Twitter to express herself in such an eloquent fashion:
R.I.P my Angel. @caseyjonsonJnJ u will forever be in my heart! I love u so so much and we will Marry when I see U in Heaven my Wifey
I'm still in shock! Once again thank U for the outpour of love and support. I just wish to have some privacy at this heartbreaking time.
I know u can feel me Casey! Dot let go! I'm almost home baby please hang on! We have a beautiful life planned out for us! I LOVE u! Hang on!
Now, let's take a look at what quality stuff she was posting about two hours before she got the news:
This could be my favorite tweet of all time, posted on NYE:
my "HUGE SECRET" is that my titties will quadrouple in size in 2010! Like super duper duper big titties! So big that I can titty slap u! lol
Her mother must be so proud!Â Seriously, let's all take a moment toÂ reflect on Tila and her titties, and respect her desire for privacy...until her next poorly spelled Tweet, of course.Â