by Walker Bennett, SF Author
Member since:
April 5, 2006

We Get to Show the Full Monty

January 05, 2010 12:02 PM UTC
views: 0 | 2 people recommend this | comments: 10

Will boarding agents be trained proctologists by the end of summer?

New Air Security Checks From 14 Nations to U.S. Draw Criticism
By ERIC LIPTON
The decision to mandate extra scrutiny for people from 14 mostly Muslim nations provoked criticism from foreign officials and skepticism from some security experts.

Comments: 10

Donald H. Jan 5, 2010, 12:07pm UTC
What a crock of bull fecal matter!!!! Oh well....life goes on...insanity rules......!!!
Leah Christensen Jan 5, 2010, 8:44pm UTC
Yep! That's what they'll end up finding; fecal matter. LOL And yes, the insane seem to rule the world nowadays.
Peter Joseph Swanson Jan 5, 2010, 12:12pm UTC
I bet bomb sniffing dogs will like to sniff crotches, too. Get more of them, too.
Janet "Jax" B. Jan 5, 2010, 12:33pm UTC
Guess I won't be flying....

I find it ridiculous.
louis a. Jan 5, 2010, 1:02pm UTC
just give everyone nice robes....they can leave their clothes in a bin and collect at the ends of filghts....comfy!
Thomas Millington Jan 5, 2010, 1:48pm UTC
We have made our bed, now we must lie in it.

By "we" I'm referring to the human race.
Leo Lemmer Jan 5, 2010, 5:33pm UTC
The world gets harder and harder to inhabit.
Walker Bennett, SF Author Jan 6, 2010, 12:11am UTC
Leah and I were talking tonight and I have decided that the next time I have to fly, I will first get one of those craft pens with the silver ink. The silver color is actually aluminum particles which are x-ray reflective. I can't print the message that is going to be painted on my chest here...but I'm certain you can imagine.
Allen H. Jan 6, 2010, 12:58am UTC
It is a simple misunderstanding:
Due to George W Bush's godawful Texan accent
when he direct the department of Homeland Security
to "Declare war on Terrorism" they heard
"Declare war on Tourism" and complied.
Walker Bennett, SF Author Jan 6, 2010, 5:48am UTC
I hope you realize that I'm going to steal that line and re-use it!

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