Sadly, there's no charge for D.W.D. (Driving While Douchebag), or the accompanying H.W.D. (Hanging With Douchebags), or the rapper who used to be known as Lil Bow Wow would be serving some serious time today.  Having the common sense of belly button lint, Bow Wow took to Twitter to let everyone know that he was driving drunk. Happy New Year! TMZ has the sordid details:
The Artist Formerly Known as Lil' Bow Wow, who partied with Brown and Akon last night at LIV nightclub at the Fontainbleau in Miami, posted a message to his Twitter page just past midnight that read, "Face numb im whippin the lambo. Tispy as f*k. Just left @livmiami."
A few minutes later, Mr. Wow wrote, "Im f**ked up!!! Ohhhh damn. Y i drive the lambo. Chris might have to drive after next spot."
Ah yes, hand your keys to the guy who pulled over his car to make time to beat the tar out of his girlfriend. The only stooge missing from this criminal equation is O.J. Simpson.
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