(I wrote this parody of the Righteous Brothers' "Rock & Roll Heaven" on December 15, 2009).
If animation's forever, then life is just a comic span
If there's a cartoon Yule heaven
Let's sing and dance with Snoopy's gang!
1. Remember Charlie Brown's wee tree --
I wonder if you can
When it fell and the kids pitched in to make it stand
And Rudolph's nose shone oh so bright
Though some saw it as a blight
But that strange reindeer took Santa's sleigh thru the night!
And Frosty took us belly-whompin'
Straight to Christmastown
With that magic rabbit hat worn as his crown
They all survive in a misfit ride --
'Til they make it home to love and light!
2. Each of us is like a newborn toy
That shines bright for girls and boys
Waiting to go home to the ones we love
Along the way there may be stormy days
But somewhere we'll fit in just like a glove
And old TV shows beam through space
A timeless stream so true to trace
That might just reach some alien race!
3. If you need a stocking stuffer
You might just want these on DVD
'Cause times are bound to get tougher
Unless we learn these lessons, can't you see?
That in this cartoon Yule heaven
Like children we are once again free!