(I wrote this parody of Belinda Carlisle's "Heaven Is A Place on Earth" on December 17, 2009).
1. Like rabies, it just gets worse --
They'll make hell a place on earth
They say their Messiah will bring rebirth
But we'll get snuffed in a great big hearse
As they blow puffs and we get burnt!
It's the climate change --
That's all that's left in our pockets when
All their plans get done --
Like salmon upstream waitin' to get stunned...
2. They say humans are a blight from birth
And some day they'll tax us by our girth
The Nobel Prizes now are made from Nerf --
So let's throw Frisbees at Al Gore's perm
'Cause "carbon credits" have enriched this twerp
And his emissions are an ozone scourge!
3. We're just tigers to tame
In a UN-scanned golden global cage
Guinea pigs to maim --
As they vaccinate us 'til we fill with rage
Ooh -- our breath is now polluted air
So to earthly coffers we'll pay fare
But their science is a deranged scare!
4. Wake up, baby, to their crimes and curbs
Or some day they'll chip us all from birth
Let's make sure that won't be our curse
Or they'll track our treadin' 'cross this terran turf...
In the final count --
The sun's the reason why we're still around
So let's talk it out --
Don't sign agreements that just tear us down
Ooh -- heaven's in a child's eyes first
Let's bring freedom back and joy will burst
As their hot air balloon-atics hit dirt!