I got this in an email from a friend. Thought I'd post it here for a laugh (and to piss off a certain few). LOL.
Job Interview for Sheriff's Deputy
A man, seeking to join a South Texas Sheriff's Dept., is being interviewed.
The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your
qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."
Sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six Liberal Democrats, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" the man asks.
"That's the attitude we're looking for," says the Sergeant.
"When can you start?"