by Ed Da Head Toker
Member since:
June 16, 2009

Tiger Woods jokes

December 13, 2009 05:18 AM UTC
views: 0 | 1 person recommends this | comments: 33
Tiger woods became the first triple big cat.
Tiger is the first lion cheetah.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa???
Santa stopped after 3 HO's.
Why does Tiger have over 11 girlfriends and a wife?? He knows how to use his wood.
Tiger does know how to play.  And he knows about golf too.
Tiger knows about the 18 holes.  And he knows about the golf course to.

Comments: 33

Ed Da Head Toker Dec 13, 2009, 5:19am UTC
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Loretta E. Dec 13, 2009, 9:26am UTC
LOL,Your Bad!!!!!
Ed Da Head Toker Dec 16, 2009, 7:43pm UTC
yes I am.
I am on Santa's "naughty list." I'm dating Santa's 4th ho.
Loretta E. Dec 17, 2009, 8:58am UTC
LOL....Have a nice day!!!
RedBird. B. Dec 13, 2009, 9:58am UTC
These are Funny. But, the last Three, Well, I'll just say: Questionable.
Ed Da Head Toker Dec 16, 2009, 7:45pm UTC
True. I did rush them.
RedBird. B. Dec 16, 2009, 8:16pm UTC
Not because you spelled them wrong, but because of what they say,silly.
Ed Da Head Toker Dec 16, 2009, 10:06pm UTC
I'M dyslexic, so I believe in creative speelin.
RedBird. B. Dec 17, 2009, 8:20am UTC
I See! I'am just going to leave it there!
**AngelEyez** a. Dec 13, 2009, 12:46pm UTC
lol ha ha
Ed Da Head Toker Dec 16, 2009, 8:12pm UTC
thank you
Leo Lemmer Dec 13, 2009, 12:54pm UTC
Ho Ho Ho
Ed Da Head Toker Dec 16, 2009, 8:13pm UTC
HA HA HA
Marsha C. Dec 13, 2009, 4:18pm UTC
oh my my my
Ed Da Head Toker Dec 16, 2009, 8:39pm UTC
heheheheeeeeeeeee
Monica C. Dec 13, 2009, 6:33pm UTC
Oh Burn!!!
Ed Da Head Toker Dec 16, 2009, 9:17pm UTC
thank you
DIANE D. Dec 14, 2009, 9:10am UTC
Thanks for sharing
Ed Da Head Toker Dec 16, 2009, 10:05pm UTC
your welcome
William Dotani Dec 16, 2009, 12:05pm UTC
LOL and a big groan.
Ed Da Head Toker Dec 20, 2009, 4:09am UTC
yo ho ho, tigers in hot water.
William Dotani Dec 20, 2009, 12:20pm UTC
My wife asked me if I believed Tiger had 14 mistresesses. I told her I was surprised he had so few. During my brief few years of fame, I had women making me all types of hormonal stimulating offers and most knew I was married and did not care.
Ed Da Head Toker Dec 21, 2009, 8:38pm UTC
That is the "current count" of 14. I saw 3 that I would not want to be with.
___I would not be surprised if the total would be well over 30 by next spring.
During the last play I was in, I had women hit on me with my gf right beside me.
Risa G. Dec 19, 2009, 10:38pm UTC
omg - how funny!
Ed Da Head Toker Dec 21, 2009, 7:34pm UTC
Thank you. I tried to do him justice. lol
amy r. Dec 21, 2009, 9:03am UTC
haha, tiger...
Ed Da Head Toker Dec 24, 2009, 8:54pm UTC
well, he had to keep reaching for his "wood" for his gf's "drives."
Nancy Biri Dec 21, 2009, 11:21am UTC
LOL
amy r. Dec 25, 2009, 2:22am UTC
Dude, you are awesome! Merry Christmas, man!
Ed Da Head Toker Dec 25, 2009, 2:22pm UTC
thank you both
DIANE D. Jan 26, 2010, 9:11am UTC
Good one!
Ed Da Head Toker Jan 27, 2010, 1:57am UTC
Thank you.
Pamela Marks Aug 22, 2011, 4:06pm UTC
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