Talking cheesburger?

OK, now I realize i've officially been watching what I eat for to long.  I actually had a dream about a talking BBQ bacon cheeseburger! They are one of my greatest loves/weaknessesses, so i've cut them down to almost zero as part of my diet.  I've tried to use ground turkety, but they're so NOT even close to the same.  I just decided to allow myself one once in awhile so I don't go loopy.  It's been several months though.  I think that may be the problem. 

I had a dram that I was sitting with a friend at Applebee's, and eating a oriental chicken salad.  That's funny itself since i've never had that there. My friend was having once of their cowboy burgers, cheese, bacon, BBQ sauce, you get the idea i'm sure.  In the dream my friend leaves to use the bathroom.  I'm looking at this yummy yummy burger and just say "i'm not going to eat you". Without missing a beat the burger replies in rather snarky tone "fine, I didn't want you to eat me anyway".  I then go into a childish "fine" arguement with a cheeeburger!  I was the winner since I didn't eat it, but come on! Of course the voice was really annoying and grated on my nerves!  I woke up thinking i'd finally lost it.  My brother Mike wanted to know what I ate before bed so he'd never eat that!

Notice I don't dream about food that's good for me.