First, I shaved Brittany's hair all off. Then I crashed the White House party undetected by secret service because it was I who was having an affair with Tiger. Growl. But now, I'm engaged to marry Prince William and the Queen has asked me to keep quiet about the whole mess.
Gotta go!
There are a few young men here in nice clean white shirts asking me to get into their nice clean white SUV with a big, noisy flashy light thing on the top.





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