Tiger Woods may have over $100 million in endorsements, but guess what? He's an idiot. Listen below to Tiger Woods' voicemail message to Jaimee Grubbs, the girl he's rumored to have had an affair with. For someone who's won the PGA Tour, he'd think he'd be a little better at stategizing.
Rule #1 of Cheating (especially if you're a celebrity): Do not leave a voicemail. Never leave a trail of evidence.
Rule #2 of Cheating: Don't introduce yourself at the beginning of the call. She knows it's your voice. How many pro golfers is this girl really dating? Trust me, you stand out to her.
Rule #3 of Cheating: Deny, deny, deny. Who cares if your wife found her name in your phone? Make up a story.
Rule #4 of Cheating: If you have to cheat, at least do it with someone who's hot!!!