This just in: According to Perez Hilton, the lacerations on Tiger Woods' face were not from his car accident but from a domestic dispute. His wife Elin Nordegren had confronted Tiger Woods about his affair with Rachel Uchitel, which led to a heated argument in which she scratched her husband's face. Tiger Woods attempted to escape in his SUV, but Elin chased after him with a golf club. She struck the car with it out of anger...not to save her husband from the car as originally reported. As a result of Elin striking his car, Tiger Woods got distracted and crashed the SUV into a fire hydrant and a tree.
All I can say is wow. Wow!!! I think we all knew that something was sketchy, but who would have guessed that his wife would have scratched up his face? If he was having an affair with Rachel Uchitel, I can understand the urge to put the nails to good use, but put down the golf club, woman! I see even more dirt about Tiger Woods' affair coming to light in the news very soon.