Ok...I want to know where my forks keep going!! I used to have twice as many forks as I did my other silverware, and now I don't. I even bought extra on purpose since they always seem to vanish. Nothing helps.
I don't have a dishwasher, I don't scrape food into the trash, so I know they aren't being thrown away. If one was to fall into the garbage disposal, i'd hear the racked when I turn it on. I live by myself, so I know that no one is taking them and not returning them. I also don't work outside the home, so I know that they aren't being left someplace.
I'm starting to think that I have a fork gnome that steals my forks while I sleep. That is the only possible explaination!! That or it's a fork-stealing ghost!! I know it's not the cat...he'll eat off a fork, but only when i'm holding it.
I just want my forks back.....i'm betting they are trapped in the same place that the other sock goes after you put it in the dryer........