I went outside to retieve the mail...we didn't get any ..
Our neighbor lady was coming down the road after walking her dog around the block. So I stopped to say hello and talk to her a spell. I was petter her dog and making a fuss over him.
When I came back in I let Pixe sniff my hands... we have in-door-have-no-clue-what-a-dog-is cats. She freaked out and started hissing. I doubled over laughing so hard... her ears pinned back to head like she'd smelled the devil himself.
Cats are so danged funny!