by Kim B.
Member since:
September 25, 2006

little Thanksgiving humor

November 19, 2009 10:18 AM UTC
views: 0 | comments: 20

 Few things you never want to hear at Thanksgiving:

"I put the china in the dishwasher... was that okay?"

"I thought you were bringing the pie."

 "Is it supposed to be frozen in the middle?"

............ Thanksgiving Humor

 "You can tell you ate to much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out." ~ Jay Leno

 Why did the turkey cross the road?.....

    to keep from becoming a "side". 

  did you know?

 There were 102 people onboard the Mayflower, and today they have 35 million descendants in America.

  :) ~  one more week and it will be Thanksgiving. time flies.  Have a great day everyone.

Comments: 20

Tory H. Nov 19, 2009, 10:28am UTC
Teehee!
Netty B. Nov 19, 2009, 10:30am UTC
Thanks for the smiles & have a good day!
DIANE D. Nov 19, 2009, 10:33am UTC
Lol, My husband won't put on a belt. Good one~
Michelle C. Nov 19, 2009, 11:29am UTC
"Is it supposed to be frozen in the middle?" i've heard that one before!!! lol

thanks for the giggles!! :)
J F. Nov 19, 2009, 12:18pm UTC
Or...Is this little bag supposed to be in there? My one sister cooked the turkey with the gizzard bag left in it. How could you ever do that? I thoroughly clean mine before stuffing it. LOL! She always did goofy stuff like that.
Kim B. Nov 19, 2009, 11:34pm UTC
OMG! that's to funny. imagine it wasn't at the time though,lol
Larry H. Nov 19, 2009, 12:34pm UTC
JF got mine, Probably cleaned it and put it back..
Lori A Nov 19, 2009, 1:42pm UTC
:)
RedBird. B. Nov 19, 2009, 7:19pm UTC
Kim, Thank you for the Laugh's.. Humor-Good for the Soul.

"Happy Thanksgiving" to you and your Family.
Kim B. Nov 19, 2009, 11:35pm UTC
"Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours too"
Lol..Thanks for the laugh...I'll remember to hide my China so it doesn't find the dishwasher
Darlene B. Nov 20, 2009, 9:20pm UTC
Love the humor. Happy Thanksgiving!
Elizabeth Ann R. Nov 21, 2009, 5:20am UTC
ROFL!

Happy Thanksgiving!
Loretta E. Nov 21, 2009, 11:18am UTC
Thanks for the laughs! Happy Thanksgiving!
.* Sandi * Nov 30, 2009, 8:18pm UTC
thanks for the smiles
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Heather E. Dec 2, 2009, 11:22pm UTC
A smile is good anytime. Thanks. HH
Elizabeth S. Dec 6, 2009, 9:39pm UTC
Especially like the one about the Mayflower. I tease my friends and families, reminding them of all the boatloads of criminals escaping and sent to America. No one wants to think of us as descended from the thieves, con artists and debtors.

HH
Paula C. Dec 10, 2009, 1:04am UTC
ooo...I wondered about the "Is it supposed to be frozen in the middle?" That statement could be a huge disaster..or something totally fixable depending on what you were talking about! LOL

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Marysia M Dec 25, 2009, 7:38pm UTC
cute

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