Bud Adams--Finger Does Not Point at Palin on Oprah, TWILF or Twilf? ATT Too

November 19, 2009

By Digger Burrows, NNN Digital Bathtub correspondent

86 year old football team owner Bud Adams was seen giving the well known discourteous digital display of disdain several times at a game last night in which his team participated.  Rumor has it that he was confused and thought he was saluting Sarah Palin who's due to appear on Oprah today to flog Going Rogue, her new work of fiction that's out this week.  Included in the Oprah show discussion is sure to be the definitive answer to the biggest spelling question of the moment, is it "TWILF" or "twilf?"  The acronym vs. word conundrum is clogging the Internet. It's possibly the reason for the ATT site outage.

NNN research staffers have investigated Adams' gestures.  Anonymous sources present in Adams' luxury box at the game said that his gestures had nothing to do with Palin.  They believed that it was either a kind of muscular Tourette's like phenomenon or that Adams was doing exercises prescribed by his physical therapist.

Palin will indeed flog her book.  NNN pop culture prognosticators believe that it will top the New York Times fiction best seller list for many weeks to come.  Staffer Edmund Wilson says:  "I've read an advance copy.  It's hot stuff.  Who would have thought that Hecate County existed in Alaska?"  Grover Cleveland Alexander Critic in Residence A. J. Liebling agreed.  "Palin's prose is not up the the high standard set by Colonel Stingo, but it's more than adequate to deliver her calcifying message."

The twilf/TWILF controversy needs to be resolved now. As this reporter recalls from junior high, the definition many seem to be associating with the word was attached to the word "gorp."  America needs to know the truth about this.