Demand from viewers has influenced FOX News to prepare for the addition of a religion-based program. The network has just finished an extensive search to find the right host for the show which they hope will unite their viewers spiritually, as well as ideologically.
Just in time for the Christmas season, FOX will unveil “The Fred Phelps Family Gospel Hour” featuring the Reverend Phelps, as well as members of his family and members of the Westboro Baptist Church. Viewers will tune in to hear a daily inspirational message and news concerning Christian-American concerns. Phelps was chosen because of his congregation’s independent status from other Baptist organizations and for their skills in organizing demonstrations.
When asked how he felt about joining the FOX News team, Phelps was quoting as saying, “It’s a wonderful privilege to be part of FOX News, but we are hoping we are not given a time slot following that crybaby fag, Glenn Beck.”




Comments: 31
yuck
why am I not at all surprised?
The rabble are always made to pay for their own indoctrination.
Beck has lost advertisers,
Phelps will bring in some donations.
Nothing Fox News does is not a stepping stone to yet another Faux News Scheme.