Thank YOU Ms Bachman!!

According to Watchful Freedom Quirks 6.5 million patriots thronged the Capital to protest the ongoing march of Communist hordes storming the virginal petticoats of Liberty!! The Audacity of Health Care was STOPPED in its GODLESS tracks by revolting hordes of Americans dedicated to Truth, Justice and CREATED REALITY! The legions swooned to hear John Boehner confuse the Constitution with the Declaration of Independence. They quailed when the Breath Of God smote the flag just as noted neo-Nazi and eminent verbal proctologist Mark Levin parted his moistened lips and cheered with abandon as Tod Akin screwed the Pledge of Alleigence. In patriotic fervor they mocked carnage of Adolf Hitler. (I mean what a few dead Jews compared to TAX INCREASE?? Get your priorities straight!)

In the midst of all dear Ms Bachman, flushing with joy, invoked armed rebellion against the elected government of the United States.

It was a great day for America and the comedy for which we stand.

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Jim G. Nov 7, 2009, 2:34am EST

I'm ashamed to admit that I'm a Minnesotan. At least she doesn't represent my District. She makes Sarah Palin look like Mother Teresa.

Sam C. Nov 7, 2009, 9:36am EST

Yeah, who could have thought there would be an attention floozy worse than the Moose Killer from Wasilla?

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Chuck L. Nov 7, 2009, 8:41am EST

Now THET'S funny stuff, raht ther..

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louis a. Nov 7, 2009, 12:52pm EST

Yes it would be funny indeed if it were not so very sad!

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Leo Lemmer Nov 7, 2009, 1:34pm EST

Bachmann is always funny.

Rude D. Nov 8, 2009, 7:08am EST

You won't think she is funny when another Jim Adkisson starts killing Americans at her behest.

I believe Bachman should be brought up on treason charges.
She is nothing but a traitorous beyotch who is inciting terrorist acts against America.

Cena W. Nov 8, 2009, 10:19pm EST

Ya, why isn't Fux News all over this outrageous outpouring of anti-American rhetoric?

Spartan * Nov 8, 2009, 10:28pm EST

ummm....'cause Fux News one of the organizers of this Anti-American rhetoric? They lost their "Journalism" credentials a LONG time ago!

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Chris W. Nov 8, 2009, 9:52am EST

this is so embarrassing. Maybe I should move to Canada where they spend 10% of their GDP on health care instead of the 15% we spend in the USA without even covering the 15% of us with the lowest income.

Rude D. Nov 8, 2009, 12:49pm EST

Wow, those are embarrassing statistics.

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Ali Hussein Lopez Nov 8, 2009, 3:01pm EST

Michelle "Crazy Train" Bachman is increasingly becoming the face of the GOP.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Cena W. Nov 8, 2009, 10:20pm EST

Hey maybe the Republican
Dream Republican ticket for 2012 is Palin/Bachmann

Don(time to open them FEMA camps) S. Nov 8, 2009, 11:10pm EST

Oh yeah!

Sam C. Nov 8, 2009, 11:20pm EST

It would be the Dem dream ticket. Let's organize a fund raiser!!

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Cena W. Nov 8, 2009, 10:21pm EST

We know that within two weeks they will claim 12.8 million were there.

Spartan * Nov 8, 2009, 10:30pm EST

Isn't 12.8 Million the actual total number of batsh*t crazy followers of the "new" republican party?

Cena W. Nov 8, 2009, 10:42pm EST

That number must include the long buried ones

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Don(time to open them FEMA camps) S. Nov 8, 2009, 11:14pm EST

Yes bachmann is comical but her kind of rhetoric may cause one crazy wingnut to do violence then who will she blame.
The racist sickos at her "news conference" seem to be the heart of the repugnicon party but isn't inciting insurrection a crime?

Spartan * Nov 8, 2009, 11:37pm EST

"isn't inciting insurrection a crime?"

It sure is!

Don(time to open them FEMA camps) S. Nov 9, 2009, 12:05am EST

We protest bush's wars we're un-American , these morons incite insurrection and as everything the bush/cheney cabal did get a free pass.
Gutless Democrats.
I say if we don't get health care reform then the trials must begin, to hell with them all.

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Sam C. Nov 9, 2009, 12:17am EST

I think Ms Michelle is a great gift to a America. She splits the GOP and a divided enemy is a easier to beat. Can't wait for the 2010 elections. How will Eric Cantor do when his Dem opponent runs commericals with his smirking kisser next to pictures of Daccau and Health Care? Their garbage should provide great political ammuntion.

APE 131313 Nov 9, 2009, 2:58am EST

There is just sumthin' so totally repugnant about Cantor.....................ya just gotta KNOW he picks his nose and eats it! Or worse!

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Chris W. Nov 9, 2009, 4:15pm EST

Ape, if you have $2500, you could have coffee with Eric Cantor. Otherwise, he does not want to talk with you.

APE 131313 Nov 9, 2009, 5:25pm EST

I just love the fact that he stood on the Capitol steps and GUARAN-damned-TEED that not ONE Rep would vote for the House bill...........and the sound byte has been playing all afternoon! Hope Cantor chokes on that crow sandwich!

Sam C. Nov 10, 2009, 9:36am EST

He knew Cao was wavering and Cantor, the greasy bastard, planted himself alongside to physically intimidate a fellow Congressman into voting against his conscience and will! Goddam. IF I WOULD HAVE BEEN THERE I'D GIVEN OLE ERIC A CHOICE BETWEEN A BROKEN JAW OR BROKEN ARM IF HE DIDN'T MOVE HIS SCABBY ASS. Jesus, that guy is an asshole.

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Thank YOU Ms Bachman!!

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