broom joke

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got
to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the
groom broom.

 The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The
groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The
wedding was lovely.

 After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom
leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to
have a little whisk broom!'

                          'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.

                          Are you ready for this?

                          Brace yourself; this is going to hurt! !! !! !

                          'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'

Comments: 16

Jennifer M. Nov 6, 2009, 5:16pm EST

Oh George! :)

George Shaw Nov 6, 2009, 5:20pm EST

The only higher compliment would have been, "Groan" LOL

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Kat W. Nov 6, 2009, 5:19pm EST

Snickers!

George Shaw Nov 6, 2009, 5:20pm EST

Hi, Kat, it is nice to "see" you again.

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Donna Besso Nov 6, 2009, 5:37pm EST

Love it!!

George Shaw Nov 7, 2009, 12:34am EST

Hi, Donna, thanks for stopping by.

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Michelle S. Nov 6, 2009, 5:38pm EST

you're right....that did hurt!!!! oh george *shaking head*.....you are too much!! ;)

George Shaw Nov 7, 2009, 12:34am EST

Hey, you are getting really close to the top compliment that can be paid to a punster. LOL

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Otelia S. Nov 6, 2009, 6:09pm EST

Well she swept with some one!
Thanks!!!!! that was teary eyes funny.

George Shaw Nov 7, 2009, 12:37am EST

Yeah -- reminds me of the non-PC joke about Denis Wong married Susy Wong and 8 months later had a very Caucasian baby. When Denis was asked what they would name it, he said, "Sum Ting Wong because two Wongs don't make a white."

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Ruthi C. Nov 6, 2009, 8:13pm EST

O' George, I must say it is so good to have you back! Tho' I came to this post in hopes you'd found my broom! I lost my witchy brew broom awhile ago (actually, I think one o' Len's Fairy Council members stole it) anyway, I saw 'broom' and had high hopes you'd found it. O' well...back to the FC to have a look around...that's a long walk from here!

George Shaw Nov 7, 2009, 12:38am EST

Thank you, Ruthi. It is good to be back.
I hope you find your broom.

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Joyce ("Site Cheshire Kitteh") L. Nov 7, 2009, 2:53pm EST

Where DO you get these?! Don't stop!

George Shaw Nov 10, 2009, 8:27pm EST

I have a very eclectic group of friends, and then also that part of my mind is still almost photographic. I can remember jokes from when I was just a tad.

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Risa G. Nov 10, 2009, 1:46pm EST

tooo cute. Thanks for the giggle.

George Shaw Nov 10, 2009, 8:27pm EST

Thanks for stopping by, Risa.

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