: ) Randee's Clean Jokes Of The Day 11/6/09 ( :

Need a chuckle ? ? ?

to get you through the rest of the day???

Here's two funny ones Scottee sent to me to share with everyone today.... I think they're a little bit funny.....

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Charlie went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. You gotta help me, I'm going crazy!"

"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."

"How much do you charge?"

"A hundred dollars per visit."

"I'll sleep on it," Charlie said.

Six months later the doctor met Charlie on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.

"For a hundred buck's a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars."

"Is that so? How?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"

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A child asked his mother, "Do all fairy tales begin with, Once upon a time? "

His mother answered, "No, dear. Once in a while they begin with 'I am going to be working late at the office tonight.'"

"Does Daddy tell you fairy tales like that?"

"He used to."

"What made him stop?"

"One day he told me he would be working late, and I said, 'Can I depend on that?'"

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hahaha.........

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