by Sarah (I want points)

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Funny Celebrity Quotes

November 06, 2009 10:16 AM EST

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I think we all need a little bit of humor in our day. It helps us keep a good attitude, and it keeps us young. Here's some great celebrity quotes that you just might get a kick out of:

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball

Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially legal tender. Kay Ingram

There are three ways to get something done; do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it. Mona Crane

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back. Zsa Zsa Gabor

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. Spike Milligan

I'll leave you with one final quote that is absolutely the truth:

I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. Groucho Marx

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Comments: 12

Christine Z. Nov 6, 2009, 10:17am EST

thanks for the chuckle this morning!

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Sensational Sadie Sexy Senior Sitizen Nov 6, 2009, 10:20am EST

Good ones. Thanks for the laugh.

DAVE C. Nov 6, 2009, 5:44pm EST

Yep.smiling and laughing is great and saves the trees too,no cleenex needed!THANK YOU!

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Glenna J. Nov 6, 2009, 10:25am EST

thanks for the smile

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donna h. Nov 6, 2009, 10:38am EST

these are good!

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tammy b. Nov 6, 2009, 11:00am EST

funny, thanks

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David W. Nov 6, 2009, 11:02am EST

Way to start my friday. Heh, heh, heh.

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Tessa Alive Free Happy D. Nov 6, 2009, 12:26pm EST

I just had to share these with email friends and family
~~~

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Kay M. Nov 6, 2009, 1:07pm EST

These are good ones

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Sherry J. Nov 7, 2009, 12:44pm EST

Those are funny! We all do need some laughs in our day.

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Elaine B. Nov 8, 2009, 8:06pm EST

Thanks for sharing!

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dreama e. Nov 15, 2009, 6:11pm EST

very funny
Thank you

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