Genre Shorties week 14-Western (4) The Four...

This week's genre is Western. Your story may be serious or light hearted or as silly as you like just so long as it is 100 words or less and written for the following prompt

You probably think that I'm going to give you a list of things to choose from like sherriffs, gunslingers, tumbleweeds or dance hall girls but that would be too predictable. Tracy Fabre recently declared that the number you count must be three but in defiance to her I'm insisting the number be four and so

Your story must contain four of something

I ain't goin nowheres." Dirty Dave said, ready to draw.

"Well, you better, 'cause I ain't leavin'!" snapped Bullridin' Bill.

"Mummblemummblemummble." mumbled Mumbling Mike.

"WHUT !?!" demanded Dave and Bill.

"I think he said he ain't leavin' neither." interpreted Sidewinder Steve, gun already drawn. "An' neither am I. "

"Well, then, who's gonna be chief outlaw in this town ?!" all four men demanded of each other (of course, Mumbling Mike said, "Mumblemumblemumblemumble !?!").

There was the loud CLICK of several guns being aimed.

"Not a one of you." said Sherriff Sam, who'd surrounded them with several deputies and citizens deputized during the argument.