"I ain't goin nowheres." Dirty Dave said, ready to draw.
"Well, you better, 'cause I ain't leavin'!" snapped Bullridin' Bill.
"Mummblemummblemummble." mumbled Mumbling Mike.
"WHUT !?!" demanded Dave and Bill.
"I think he said he ain't leavin' neither." interpreted Sidewinder Steve, gun already drawn. "An' neither am I. "
"Well, then, who's gonna be chief outlaw in this town ?!" all four men demanded of each other (of course, Mumbling Mike said, "Mumblemumblemumblemumble !?!").
There was the loud CLICK of several guns being aimed.
"Not a one of you." said Sherriff Sam, who'd surrounded them with several deputies and citizens deputized during the argument.


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