A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Bob Hope
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Bob Hope
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
Bob Hope
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
Bob Hope
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
Bob Hope
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Thank you for the smiles :)