Jesse James and Sandra Bullock Custody Battle...

Motorcycle maker Jesse James and rom-com mainstay Sandra Bullock are apparently in the midst of a custody battle with Jesse James’ ex-wife cum porn star Janine Lindemulder over their 5 year old daughter. But the story gets better, Janine Lindermulder (porn name Janine) recently got out of jail for tax evasion (to the tune of $200k in back taxes).

Seriously, what kind of money doing the squishy act do you have to make to owe that much?

I know of Jesse James from his show on Discovery (back when I didn’t have REAL cable) and it’s hard not to know his wife Sandra Bullock. Their custody battle with Janine thrust them back into the spotlight as both Jesse James and Sandra Bullock have sent letters to the judge lambasting Janine and trying to get full custody.

Is it just me, or does this Janine/ Jesse James/ Sandra Bullock custody battle remind you of a plot point in the most terrible of movies Swordfish? If memory serves (and it does since I just watched it a few nights ago to catch Halle Berry in her infamous half million dollar scene) the protagonist was trying to make money to keep his daughter out of the hands of her porn mogul step-father. Reverse the roles and you’ve got yourself a case of life imitating art (if you can call Swordfish that).

Personally I’m siding with Jesse James and Sandra Bullock in their custody battle. As much as I’m for parents raising their own children, who wants a kid to be raised by a woman who blogged from jail about the lesbian sex she was having. Don’t believe me, check out Janine Lindemulder’s Wikipedia page. And the fact she was on the cover of a Blink182 album isn’t exactly helping her case in my book.