Bill Gates Is the Wizard of OS

Introduction

This is yet another attempt at humor.

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Smash the Parker Brothers monopoly!

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Parker Brothers has a monopoly on Stratego!

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Women at the beach try to outstrip each other with their bathing suits.

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She picks up more dirt on the phone than she does with her vacuum cleaner.

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Many are cold, but few are frozen.

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Comments: 4

Craig Olson Nov 8, 2009, 10:21am EST

Never go on a crowded elevator after eating beans.

Barbara H. Nov 9, 2009, 2:06pm EST

Yes go up the escalator instead. Hot air rises!

Barbara H. Nov 9, 2009, 2:07pm EST

Your jokes are funny.

Craig Olson Nov 10, 2009, 8:07am EST

Thanks. Gates is great and Gates is good, and we thank him for our Windows.